'The Human Mind' with Robert Winston was that rare and beautiful thing; a television program I wanted to watch. It promised to make me both more intelligent, and happier! These are two traites that I could swear have an inverse relationship as the only happy people I know are complete idiots. Every day we sit around the breakfast table as a family in despair, staring into the jaws of life wearing masks of death, with the exeption of Michael. Giggling with delight at the same cartoon on the same packet of Coco-Pops every morning is my 15 year old son. We spent his university fund long ago. Robert Winston, however, claims all is not lost. Omega 3 can transform our vacuous vidiots into inspired intellectuals. So, dreaming of liveley literary debate, I trudge back from Adsa with a bucket of their own brand cod liver oil capsules and begin force-feeding the children fish-oil and Faust, but I failed to shop around. My wife claims it is possible, at speciatlist online retailers, to buy 'mercury free, high concentration omega 3 tablets' for just twelve times the price of my 'deadly' supermarket supplements. I find the offending web-site, print the advert onto an inverted supermarket mushroom bag, fill it with my cheap pills, and post it to my wife. Flushed with succesful deception, I retire with a 'husband-of-the-year' swagger to begin my 'evening chores'.